Life like that

Jokes of the week...
In such stessful times, we need to take a break and have a kitkat!

1. Read this from Patrick Teoh on costs-savings.

2. Frog in shoe

My colleague managed to wear his shoe (with a frog inside from his house from BM all the way across the brigde to work. He realised there's a frog in there half way on the bridge, but decided to only release the poor frog when he arrived! Poor frog immediately sprang out of his shoe in the car park to breathe some fresh air!

3. Sodomy Experts/specialist

4. Eye test

You know those word verification bloggers used when you leave comments? To check that you are not a robot!
Some guy asked :" why are they testing my eye sight???!!!"

Where is my MONEY?

1. Millions paid to RM650 company
2. Agusta
3. Mercedes vs Perdana

Actually i could still go on....i dun think i have problems listing 50 or maybe 100s of items. Buying of aircrafts, bugalows, trips overseas to see pig farm, shopping trips for wives...

Looks like i am living in a damn rich country with really rich ppl who worked hard to pay taxes and who really don't mind losing some loose change ( just a couple of millions nia).

KNS!

Our goverment must think we are really gullible, naive, simple stupid idiots when you hear some of the reasons they give when they are caught red-handed!

" Mercs cheaper than Perdana in the long run!"
" We make profit from 1 Euro business deal!"

oh.. btw, on the merc case, they took 2 bloody long years to think/evaluate this! Wow, so this is not an implusive action of a shopper. Hmm.. we must be more stupid than we think we are!

Truth...

Have been watching the political drama of Najib, Anwar and RPK and everyone who is out there to get everyone unfolds, and i must say, it's kinda entertaining when viewed in the drama perspective. This is definitely not the quest for truth, as in no one seems interested in getting to the bottom of who did what to whom, but rather, how this political game is benefiting me! hmmm.. As a Malaysian, oh..i do worry about the future... both ecomnomically ( as in how prepared are we to face the rising inflation and probably comming recesssion) and also socially ( looks like if you are in power now, you can do anything you like, without a care for the law)It's a " It's looks like me, it sounds like me but it's not me" syndrome!

Well, was listening to Ajahn Brahm's talk the other day. Was really intrigued when he said that there's religions that "bends the facts to fit the faith" and some that "bends the faith to fit the facts!"

Yes, this make lots of sense to me! From young, i never believe lots of "pantang-larang" that my parents and bro tried to impose on me! I was the rebelious type infact.. i would sweep the floor on first day of CNY to prove my point, and go agaist lots of superstitions that to me is just utter rubbish....No pointing to a moon etc.. err??? who cares? The moon definitely dun care if you point to it!

Well, these days, my bro is still the extremely superstitious and i am less rebellious now. I adhered to the no sweeping rule on CNY just to make everyone happy. Well, for those superstitious ppl out there, "if you want to be lucky in life, this is what you do... be thankful for what you have and help others in need whenever/wherever possible! It's always possible! and please, dun expect anything in return!" Make sense to you?

Ending this post with a quote from the Dalai Lama:"If you want others to be happy, practise compassion. If you want to be happy, practise compassion." That's the true truth!

Happy 1st Birthday 昫衡！

Wow, it was a really busy sunday morning. Woke up at 8am and was out of the house from then on... Was late to little Herng Herng do by a couple of hours. Very sorry from Aunty Ping for bringing the present in so late! I am sure he is more forgiving than Botak (who incidentally shares the same birthday, 28 years apart!) Botak is still complaining that i didn't treat him during his birthday last year!

My appologies for missing his birthday cake cutting and blowing of candles.

Well, here is the picture of birthday boy Herng with 2 red eggs!


Here's a pic of him opening his pressie from daddy, mummy, TT, Botak, YL, Ivan, ChungHL and me!


And he loves it!!! Watched by proud Mummy and Daddy :)

The River of Life - Blood

Another pal, JH joined the bloggers bandwagon. Yeah!

If you want to know more about blood and blood donation, here's the site:
The River of Life

Be Thankful

Remember my previous post complaining about siting in an aircraft in NY? REading this now,
I suppose i should be thankful for still being alive to type this!

It was a positive milestone acheived with the public Anwar vs Shabery debate! Unlike some of the childish stuff happenings in the parliament recently, i tot both guys conducted themselves pretty well, considering..

Both guys made their points... would really like to see a repeat, or some other couples... like Abdullah and Mahathir, Rosmah and RPK.... Haha.. that will be entertainment!

I am no businessman!

Wanted to puke...
Go and read http://anilnetto.com/accountability/proton-sold-mv-augusta-for-1-euro-harley-buys-it-for-us109m/

Oh, btw, it's more than 20 years now...err.. the power windows still dun work!

The Force Field

It's been a long time since i read...err..my last book was Harry Potter! Well, as i am currently down with a cough and cold which kinda ruined my 3 days weekend, well, couldn't go hiking with CC and geng!

Anyway, this is not a book review.. and i am still only half way through this book called "The Field" by Lynne McTarggart. and i say, "wow!" Want to know how quantum physics is being applied in humans, yeah.. not those tiny protons or whatever -trons or in StarTrek! Looks like the Buddhist Monks, QiGOng masters really know what they were doing in their practise and meditation. This books is based on properly carried out scientific experiments. You don't have to be a believer of any faith or religion.

Looks like a startrek future is actually not that far away after all...